(translation: mommy, I ate my candy cane)
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Cai:"One time I thought I lost a tooth in my bed...but it was just trash."
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Jude: "Ah! I see a more kwimpin yites!"
(translation: Yay, I see more Christmas lights!)
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Areyna: "Hey, I wanna see the slunk."
(slunk = SLOTH)
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Zeke:"Woah, look at all those logs daddy has for the fire!"
Cai:"Why are they called logs? I thought logs were only in rivers."
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Jude: "Mommy, I saw a hop a ah boon!"
(translation: Mommy, I saw another hot air balloon!)
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Cai:"How can God fit in our hearts? Is he bigger than Goliath?"
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Zeke heard Cai say: "I'm glad to see you so I can eat your feet."
He was thoroughly disgusted.
But Cai ACTUALLY said: "I'm glad to see you so I can bring you food."
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Cai: "Do sometimes when foxes see us they think we're ginger bread mans?"
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Cai:"...but I don't have any squooshy pillow room!"
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Alethia:"Why do I have so many nerds in my hair?"
nerds = knots
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Josh, reading Ferdinand to Cai, "...and he sat under the cork tree..."
Jude chimes in: "I like cookie trees!"
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Cai:"Jude, don't unlock your diaper yet, k."
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Zeke:"Dad, how many hours until it's morning?"
Dad:"What? Why?"
Zeke:"Cuz I'm hungry!"
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Jude talking to me:"You are beautiful, daddy is handsome and I am a BIG BOY!"
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Zeke (to me after showing him a new place for his toothbrush): "MOoooooommmm, this is a FABULOUS idea!"
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