Monday, April 28, 2014

Words Worth Remembering

Me:"Um, Cai, do I like it when you jump off of there?"
Cai:"...no..."
Me:"Do you know WHY I don't like it?"
Cai:"because my body might break"

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Cai:"I think that when we cwy weewey loud that we lose lots of muscowes."

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Cai:"One time I dweamed about Freakinstyle (aka Frankenstein). Was it scary?"

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Cai:"It's okay if my foot gets eated off bide a shawrk because I'll just growed anothow one."

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Jude:"Mama. No hello. Boot!"
(translation:"Mom, put your phone down and read this book to me!")

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Rainy:"Daddy, EVERY-BODY thinks you are famous!"

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Cai:"Come look! Come look!  Pretty flowers! Come on, come look!"
Me:"I know. Aren't they beautiful!  They are called Azaleas."
Cai: responding sadly "oh...I thought they were flowers:("

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Cai:"Oh no! I can't weech my feet in my face!"
Me:"What?"
Cai:"I want to smell the oil on my feet but they can't weech in my face because my bones won't let them."

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Cai:"I don't WANT to eat that!  It's gonna spice my tongue!"

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Zeke:"It's fah-ote pudugh"
(only those of you who know the way Zeke talks with his nasally, stopped-up-nose, lisp will get this one, ha!)
Craig:"fart pudding?"
Zeke:"NO, FAH-OTE PUH-DUHG"
Craig:"Ooooohhhh, fart pudding. That's too bad, cuz I was looking forward to fart pudding!"

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Cai:"Is Ms. Karen married?"
Me:"Yeah, she is."
Cai:"And he's Jordan's daddy?"
Me:"Yup"
Cai:"Do you knowed him?"
Me:"I've met him a couple of times"
Cai:"What does he look like?"
Me:"Um, well, he's ginda tall and has short hair."
Cai:"What are his colors?"
Me:"Welll, um, his hair is dark brown"
Cai:"What other colors is he?"
Me:"His skin is white"
Cai:"Oh, ok.  Can we have a snack when we get home?"

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Cai:"I think that pop rocks should come out of the sky."

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Cai:"I want the song 'screamo' to come on."

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Cai:"I CAN'T believe we have flowers in our yard from all the rain."
Me:"Pretty cool huh."
Cai:"Uh-huh. God is so good."
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