Friday, August 12, 2016

Words Worth Remembering


Jude:"Mom, what does commence mean?"
#HesFour

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Me:"I loved that idea from Mr. Matt and Mrs. Magan so much we are going to start it here."
Rainy:"That's the thing about parents, they always build off of each other."

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Jude:"Daddy, your day off is always the BEST day.  All the other days are NOT good."

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Josh:"So after Adam was born who did God create next?"
Jude:"Justin Biever!"

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Cai:"MOM, I just did 21 burp ups!"
(he meant "burpees")

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Jude: "Look at that fruit fly.  It's trying to get fruit out of my toe!"

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Josh:"yeah, we have a Hobby Lobby now.  I don't get what the big deal is."
Me:"Well, have you actually been inside?"
Josh:"Um, do they sell guitars or theology books?"

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Jude:
Ace Hardware = "Lowes Hardwars"

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Cake Lady:"Alright, so what should I put on the cake?"
Me:"Happy Birthday Z-E-K-E."
Cake Lady:"Oh, well that is a TERRIBLE name!  Just awful!"
Me:"Why?"
Cake Lady:"Haven't you heard of ZIKA virus?!"

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Jude to Josh mowing the grass with his shirt off to get some sun:
"DAD, you're NAKED!!!  But it's good you have pants on."

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