Friday, August 12, 2016
Words Worth Remembering
Jude:"Mom, what does commence mean?"
Me:"I loved that idea from Mr. Matt and Mrs. Magan so much we are going to start it here."
Rainy:"That's the thing about parents, they always build off of each other."
Jude:"Daddy, your day off is always the BEST day. All the other days are NOT good."
Josh:"So after Adam was born who did God create next?"
Cai:"MOM, I just did 21 burp ups!"
(he meant "burpees")
Jude: "Look at that fruit fly. It's trying to get fruit out of my toe!"
Josh:"yeah, we have a Hobby Lobby now. I don't get what the big deal is."
Me:"Well, have you actually been inside?"
Josh:"Um, do they sell guitars or theology books?"
Ace Hardware = "Lowes Hardwars"
Cake Lady:"Alright, so what should I put on the cake?"
Me:"Happy Birthday Z-E-K-E."
Cake Lady:"Oh, well that is a TERRIBLE name! Just awful!"
Cake Lady:"Haven't you heard of ZIKA virus?!"
Jude to Josh mowing the grass with his shirt off to get some sun:
"DAD, you're NAKED!!! But it's good you have pants on."