Jude:"Mo, mo, mo!"
Me:"No. Say 'more PLEASE'."
Jude:"Heh peese" (Jude-ese translation=help please)
Me:"No silly. MORE please."
Jude:"Mo!"
Me:"More. PLEASE."
Jude:"Heh peese."
Me:"No...'More. Please'."
Jude:"Mo! Mo!"
...
Me:"here ya go"
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Cai:"...we just have to find a pet without flurries so Rainy won't sneeze."
(flurries=fur)
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Nonnie:"and before I had a poodle I had a Chihuahua. And before THAT I had a Cocker Spaniel."
Cai:"Did you ever have a teddy bear?"
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Zeke:"Boys are gross."
Cai:"Yeah, cuz they pick their noses."
Alethia:"And bite their toenails!"
Me:"You know YOU are boys..."
Zeke:"It's all true."
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Jude:"Mommmmy! Cai lakjsoijawelkmaldfkma sdkfj ummmm joiawenflkdofisf a car-car!"
(translation: Mommy, Cai took my car away from me.)
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Me:"Aw man Cai, you just dropped all the bubbles..."
Cai:"I didn't do it, I just spiwed dem all."
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Alethia:"Mom, I think I feel like my tummy wants to throw up..."
Me:"Sorry baby. Just sit for a little bit and don't eat anything else. Let's just see if that feeling goes away."
Zeke:"Well, sometimes when I feel like that I just have to go potty. And I had to do that today and I felt SOOOOOO much better."
ALL of us: silence and kind of grossed out because we are all eating dinner..."
Zeke:"Oh my goodness gracious...I forgot to flush!!!"
all together now: "EWWWWWW!"
And this is my life...
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Zeke:"How do my teeth look mom?" Ahhhh...
Me:"Well, they look pretty good except for the top of the back ones."
Zeke:"Will you help me get those, 'cause I don't want my breathe to stink when I'm playing by Rainy."
Me:"Zeke, that is so sweet."
Zeke:"Yeah...but Rainy's breathe might stink!"
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Cai praying before bed:"Dear God, thank you for the food and for my mommy not going high on her "mom-o-meter" and help me to say I like the lunch she gives me."
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Jude:"Mooooommm!!! oihwnejaj a Cai lhsoelksldkjf owie a door lkjasoiweklmldf a Cai!!!"
(translation: Mom, Cai shut my hand in the door.)
1 comment:
I always love these, so funny!
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