Monday, October 21, 2013

Words Worth Remembering

Josh:"So what kinds of animals do you think could hurt a sheep?"
Cai:"A vampire!"

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Cai:"Where is daddy?"
Me:"He's in NY, remember?"
Cai:"Is that in the mall?"

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Cai:"AHHHHHHH! I see the caterpillar that ated me!
Zeke:"It didn't grow back alive, Cai."

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after a day full of disobedient moments...
Me:"Cai, do you LIKE to do things that daddy and I tell you NOT to do?!"
Cai:"...um, yes."
Me:shocked that he actually admitted to his sinful nature, "You do? Why?"
Cai:"I don't know. I just do."


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Alethia:"When I grow up I'm gonna sweat really lots when I go jogging."

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Me:"Zeke, do you know if you have to pay tax at the book fair?"
Zeke:"No, you don't. Just money."

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Josh:"Awww buddy, what happened?"
Cai: as he's hysterically crying down the hallway..."I almost did rundid into the wall and I did."

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Areyna:"Hey, last night I stayed up super late and then I woke up with a happy heart.  Laughing, actually!  I think I'll try that again!"

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Josh:"Highs and lows of the days guys.  Zeke, how was your day?"
Zeke:"Weeell, my low was...Emmanuel broke up with me."
(that means his best friend said he wouldn't play with him at recess:)

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Cai:"I'm in business with Karis."

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Cai:"Mom, one of my teachers today was old.  She was teaching me.  Mom, I DIDN'T tell her that she was old!"
Me:"Were you tempted to tell her that she was old?"
Cai:"No.  She did already know."
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