Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Broken Record

Sometimes I feel like I could just leave the house and keep a recording of the most frequently said responses on repeat and my kids would get along just fine:)

Here are a few things that I catch myself saying on (at least) a daily basis:

Zeke, go put your costumes away.

Cai, stop taking their toys.

Alethia, did you wipe your bootie?

How do we obey? All the way, right away, with a happy heart.

Alethia, you may only have ONE MORE bowl of cereal.  You're gonna get a tummy ache.

Cai, stop whining.

"NO DOORS!"

Rainy, your jammies are on the floor again.

We don't say "I want"

Cai, stop hitting.

Zeke, what in the world are you crying about?

If someone says "stop" you stop! (sound familiar mom?)

Cai, go sit in the fussy box!

Guys, we DON'T PLAY IN THE BATHROOM!!!

If you can't share it you may not have it.

I already gave you hugs and kisses...go get back in bed:)

Alethia, your shoes are on the floor AGAIN, go put them away please.

Don't freak out when the timer goes off.

You get what you get and you don't get upset.

Rainy, you are not the mom!

Listen and obey.

Care to add to the list?:)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You need to go outside and play.
Go potty before we leave the house.
Don't fight over the remote.
You don't always have to win.
You can't always have your way.
Be nice.
Check on her and make sure she is okay.
Go say you are sorry.
Where do we pee-pee?
Trash goes in the trash can.
No, you may not play on my phone.

Anonymous said...

That was from Kelly, not Smooth :)

Jennifer Hambrick said...

Ezra, NO MORE PAPER!
Who is the mom?
Shut the door!
Shhh...Zoe is sleeping.
Be gentle.
No ipad.
Ezra, pick up your paper.
Put the marker tops back on.
Don't freak out...take a deep breath.
Ezra, you have to use both sides of your paper!
And so on and so forth...

Unknown said...

Izzie, we pee in the potty, not on the floor next to the potty!
Macey, stop bossing everyone around.
NO MORE DRUMS TODAY!!!!
Who left the lids off the markers again?!
Shut the door PLEASE!
The kitchen is closed.
Maggie, stop yelling at everyone.
Izzie, stop crying about everything.
Trent, you can't do school & play guitar at the same time. (in which he would reply, "yes I can")
You get what you get and you don't throw a fit.
This hurts me more than it hurts you.
If you obeyed right away, you wouldn't be in the corner Maggie!
What that a very nice thing to say?!
Mommy just needs 5 minutes...

Kelly Via said...

Lol, Lol, Lol.

I love everyone's additions!!