I never used to have allergies.
Then we moved to North Carolina.
Now, at the change of every season my allergies get out of control.
And by out of control, I mean, Josh puts his ear buds in during our quiet times in the morning because my sneezing and snorting is just too much for him to handle. It's ok baby, I still love you;)
But, even when my allergies get so out of control...
I always have complete control over my bodily functions.
So, I would never sneeze so hard that I would pee in my pants.
Nope, not me!
That is SO elementary.
In fact I practice my Kegels on a daily basis, don't you?
Alright, I suppose that could happen to me, but only once...
No way, not me!
But if that did happen, I'd blame it all on the fact that I have given birth to three lovely children and tell myself that every cool mom pees in her pants. Right? Right.