The first mistake - walking up to the door and ringing the doorbell. The front door was open so he could clearly see our living room through the front glass door.
The second mistake - talking like he had just finished 5 espressos and yelling like Dora does through an entire episode even though I was less than a foot in front of him.
Dearest Kirby Man, please calm down and never come back!
Do these guys EVER come to your doorstep and how do you get rid of them???