We did not completely sleep through our dentist appointments on purpose this morning.
Nope, not us!
I have not been crying so much over the past few months that every time my kids hear me sniffing they automatically think I'm crying again and quickly run to wrap their arms around me to comfort me.
Oh no, not me!
Josh did not accidentally pour egg nog in his coffee instead of half-n-half.
Nope, we're always totally aware of our surroundings:)
We would never put off Christmas shopping until the very last minute just because we don't want to think about it...bah humbug
I'm always done with my Christmas shopping before Thanksgiving even comes around...oh wait, we were in Uganda!
Cai would never get so acclimated to the Ugandan lifestyle that he continues to call all motorcycle-ish vehicles a boda:)
I would never continue to get pregnant after knowing the inside scoop about the lack of muscle control in the, ahem, "bladder area", that would cause you to pee in your pants EVERY.TIME.YOU.SNEEZE.
Nope, not me!
I never put myself in awkward situations and I would NEVER pee in my pants!
I would never put off unpacking from a trip. Nope, I always delve right in. Unless that one last suitcase contained a sleeping bag, toys and sweet memories of my daughter that is living 8,000 miles away, because that really might make me have one of the afore mentioned crying episodes.
And I already told you, that just isn't happening around here:)
Love you all! Happy Monday!