After slipping out of our worship meeting to go to the bathroom I quietly sat back down in my seat next to Kelly.
Kelly, leaning over and whispering in my ear: "Did you dye your hair?"
Kelly: repeating herself, "Did you dye . your . hair!"
Me: puzzled and staring at her blankly, "WHAT?!"
Kelly: staring back at me, wondering why I was so confused...
I'm Thinking: "Geez, I know we're family and all, but can't a girl have some privacy!"
See, I thought she was saying "Did you diarrhea?" and that is why the conversation quickly became a little awkward, ha!