2 - I also accidentally threw my load of laundry in the trash can instead of the washing machine. Honest mistake, right?!
3 - I then proceeded to give myself an aluminum foil paper cut. I do think that I almost uttered a few choice words after this event.
4 - I think I've walked into every room AT LEAST once, forgetting why I had entered
5 - Let's just say I won't be opening the mini-blinds in my kitchen until after I've changed out of my skimpy jammies from now on. "Hello landlord!"