|Cai's sidewalk chalk spaceship|
Jude:"Mom, can I go to Zeke's school now, I'm bigger today."
Josh:"Rainy, you look really pretty today. I hope no boys wink at you today at school."
Alethia:"MOM! Jude doesn't have to use baby cups anymore!"
Jude:"Yeah, I don't have to use baby cupth anymore!"
Me:"But that's kind of sad because that means he isn't a baby anymore. Boo. Jude, will you still be my baby boy?"
Jude:"No, but I can be a nice little bear."
Josh:"Alright Jude, what was YOUR Bible verse today?"
Jude:"...is the greatest...meat."
Josh:"well, um, close. My God will meet all your needs."
Josh:"So, what did ya'll learn about in your classes at Journey today?"
Alethia:"Look before you leap."
Zeke: "No, it was listen before you leap."
Cai:"No, it was look before you sleep."
Jude:"Daddy, sit down on the chest so I can tell you a stoe-rey. One day I was playing basketball and I hit the ball with my bat and hote my fingeo and rolled down the hill. I busted my fingoe and it was bweeding weewee bad and I had to go to the hospital. And then it started bweeding again and I had to go back to the hospital. I had to go to the hospital fwee times. And then I hote my eyeball. And then I had to go to the hospital again. Then I came home and played more basketball. And then I took a bath and then I got out."
Josh:"Well I'm sorry about all of that buddy. Goodnight."
Jude:"No sit back down daddy. I'm gonna tell you anothoe story."
Jude: tweezer = sleeveless shirt
Jude: rollercoaster = wheelbarrow
Areyna: machette = meditating
Jude:"Mom, why does Satan have powers?"
(then this shocked mama got to have a mini spiritual conversation with my 3-year-old)
Alethia:"Banana. Knock, knock"
Alethia:"watermelon. Knock, knock"
Alethia:"ORANGE you glad I didn't say orange."
Cai:"Alethia is frustrating me because she said that I was talking about her in my head."